Funny things Vincent says.

8/22/2009 new
Vincent was pushing Vanessa in a stroller and accidently ran her into a brick pillar (she's fine). I told him "Vincent, you have to watch where you're going." He replied...
"I was watching, but I still bumped into it."
Moral of this story: Just because you can see the road in front of you, doesn't mean there aren't any bumps in it.

2/22/2009

Vincent decides he is going to apply a temporary tatoo himself for the first time. I hear him go through his checklist...
"Tatoos, check...safety scissors, check...water, check...little boy, check"

2/17/2009
A gentleman from empire carpet, pointing to the basement door, asks Vincent if that door goes outside. Vincent replies...
"No, doors can't walk"